Start your review of Goops and How to Be Them: A Manual of Manners for Polite Infants Inculcating Many Juvenile Virtues Write a review Aug 19, Rachel rated it it was amazing This book taught me how to have the terrible manners I have today, such that my friends at summer camp refused to eat at the same table with me because of the way I held my spoon. Thank god for the Goops. I am going to be the creepy aunt that buys this as a present for babies. Jun 23, Helynne rated it liked it When I was small, I had a book of childrens poems that had two stanzas of Gelett Burgesss collection about The Goopsspecifically, the lines about table manners: The goops they lick their fingers.
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Goops and How to Be Them: A Manual of Manners for Polite Infants Inculcating Many Juvenile Virtues
J Hr Introduction Page i Table Manners I. Page 25 "Why? Church Headaches. THE Goops they lick their fingers, And the Goops they lick their knives; They spill their broth on the table- cloth Oh, they lead disgusting lives! The Goops they talk while eating. The Goops are all dirty, and what do they do?